Horsecookies Chap.

"In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times"


Freakiest lecture today. No joke.
Our politics lecturer is away to a conference for 2 weeks, so we have a substitute...what an experience.
First off, our venue was double-booked, so she was already in a foul mood. We were all crowded inside, what with the rain pissing down outside. She stood amongst us and just stared, didn't say a word for about 5 minutes, and then looked at me and said "Just carry on talking please". Needless to say with flippin shut up, and she told us to follow her to another venue. We all filed in behind her and started picking up the worksheets. We going as fast as we could, but she put on her death stare and looked at my friend and said, "Would you hurry it up please?!". Sheesh, we thought she was gonna blow her lid so we rushed to the back of the lecture hall.
But then she flipped the switch and changed! She cracked some jokes, and became this sarcastic legend! I'm thinking she might have been a rebellious teen in school, smoking in the toilet stalls, detention kid kinda thing (she had a dig at how much she hated "snotty" head girls). Maybe a hardcore feminist, she could definitely take out a few guys if she wanted to! And, when someone answered her question with a "stupid answer" she replied, "oh, what horsecookies". Legend, nuff said.


Looking forward to tomorrow!


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